Exit Strategy
Coming soon. Going, eventually.Coming soon

Micromanage your funeral from beyond the grave.Your wishes, written down and in the right hands.

Write down exactly how you want your send-off to go, then hand it to the people who’ll make it happen.

A calm place to record what you’d like, and to share it with the people you trust. Fifteen minutes, whenever you’re ready.

No spam. We’d like to be remembered fondly, and that starts now.

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Nobody gets out of here alive.Most of us have thought about it.

But most of us have already sat through the farewell we’d hate, and quietly taken notes. Yours can go better. Write it down while you still have opinions.

Few of us have written it down. Putting your wishes in one place means the people you love won’t have to guess.

The farewell you’d hate
  • a hymn nobody knows the tune to
  • the slideshow set to the wrong song
  • a eulogy by someone you met twice
  • beige carnations, everywhere
  • a cash bar
The one you’d actually want
  • your song as everyone heads out
  • photos where you look good
  • your best friend on the mic
  • whatever flowers you’d pick
  • an open bar. You mean it

What you get for joining earlyWhat the waitlist gets you

First through the door

The list gets in before anyone else, in the order you joined.

We’ll open Exit Strategy to the waitlist first, in the order people joined.

Founder pricing

A discount on premium, just for the people who showed up early.

Waitlist members get a discount on premium, as a thank-you for joining early.

A say in what we build

You’re on the founders list, so your feature requests jump the queue.

As a founding member, your feature requests are prioritized while we build.

Questions

Is this a will?

No. We plan the send-off: the music, the food, who speaks. We don’t do legal documents, and we’ll point you to people who do.

Who sees my plan?

Only the people you choose. Your executors see everything, and everyone else sees what you decide to share.

What if someone I share it with is grieving?

Every shared view has a respectful mode. The jokes switch off and the tone gets quiet. Anyone reading after you’ve died always gets the quiet one.

Is this a joke?

The tone is. The plan is not. That’s the whole point.

The last party you’ll ever plan.Whenever you’re ready.

So plan it like you mean it. Get on the list and we’ll tell you the minute it’s ready.

Join the waitlist and we’ll let you know when Exit Strategy opens.

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